A walk down the lanes...

Brazil was playing yesterday... Mr.Mooondu was busy. So I thought of setting out on a walk by myself.
This time it was not the Sofa shuttle but my Almirah timer that came handy. I set the timer to "Once upon a Time, very loong loong ago.." and Whoosh.. with a pull through my navel I was transported to 'Banned Eden'. Oh, that place is still beautiful, even without anyone to tend for it. There were trees laden with fruits.. flowering plants by the dozen.. by 10000 dozens... grass everywhere.. lanes carved out amidst for walking.. and animals. Ever friendly animals of so many kinds... Oooohhhhh so d%^& (no swears in Gods land.. it gets automatically beeped out.. you can try for urself..) beautiful. And there were also placards afixed around which said.. "Donot feed Human beings".. "Keep Hands off Human Beings.".. "Human Beings Bite.".. and so many more warnings... It was overwhelming.. Ha-Ha.
I even saw Adam and Eve, all with yellow hair and Blue eyes and Clothes made of leaves.. (Eve's tunic was kinda Lovely..), when I looked over the fence, having a Tea with Apple pie and Dried Apples (They still eat Apples there.. the smell could not be mistaken at all..). I took a leisurely walk down the curves. My time was up. I had to get back home before Mom missed me. So I set out. On the way I met The Flinstones. They invited me for dinner..but hey I dont eat Steak cooked Raw. Sorry.

Psssstt.. The Snake offered me a Orange this time.. ???? What is it with me and Oranges???

ALIENzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....

Yesterday Mr.Mooondu wanted to watch the Footie match but I wanted to go to the Moon. I dragged him out onto our sofa shuttle. He was a bit huffy.. but I dint give him a damn. We had already had a row over Christino Ronaldo and his looks and his game and his unfair game tactics. Bahhh.... Oh, that man is the talk of the town I think. But I dint know he really existed until I noticed him in yesterdays match.. and even then I dint know that this man I'm seeing here is Ronaldo. (WHAT..??) Well, whatever.. So we set out and this time I made sure I dint sleep. We got to the Moon. OOOooohhhhhh...!!!!!!!!!! Man, I dont blame them for saying Moons made of Cheese.... it was soooooo cheesy everywhere I looked. Cheese and holes.. ok craters. It was awesome. I am planning to make it my official holiday destination. And then I saw them coming... The ALIENS. Woooo... they looked so ..so .. so... beautiful? Extraordinary? Fascinating? weird? I dont know how to explain. What to say.. The sight was so unbelievable. They were all about 4 feet tall with 2 antennaes jutting out of their foreheads.. They were a mix of Blue and Green. And for some reason there were bright silver streaks running vertically all over them in uniform manner. They wore red coloured suspender shorts [WOW.. so developed]. They all had names but all in their language. I cant even pronounce them leave spelling them down. It was all so cute. But Mr.Moondu was so frustrated with having to loose the match showcase and I couldnt take his grumblings any more, so we came back after the intros. :( :( Maybe someother time we would move forward than just hies and hellos.. Cant wait.. Heeee....
And I dint have ta search for My Aliens.. they had come forward as soon as they had seen me. Well I was so overwhelmed.. but all they wanted was the Cheese cake I had in my bag meant to make Mr.Mooondus and my Midnight snack. What was I thinking...

Moon... here we come...!!!!!

Yesterday my friend Mr. Mooondu and me were chatting up late night. Everybody ws asleep, we were worried we would disturb them with the ruckus we were making in my room. The biting, poking and kicking we were doing. So we decided to go up to the Moon for the night where we wouldnt kill anybodys sleep and nobody would disturb us. We intended to to befriend the Aliens of outer space, invite them to Moon and teach them the Classic game of "Athala Puthala Thavallachi". We could play all night. So with such plans we set out wearing the thickest of our coats and boots (Have heard Moon gets really really cold... ). The first few minutes everything went blank, but once outta the earths pull we started to float. It was all dark. There were a lot of rubble flying around. It made me sneeze twice. Mr. Mooondu has been out once so he was okay with it all. There were also Huge Asteroids and Stars that we had to steer clear of. Well, Mr. Mooondu led the way.. so I dint particularly have to worry. But half way there I fell asleep. What with all the dakness and the floating... I just slept off. My friend moved on.
Once there Mr.Moondu looked back luckily for me.. and saw me floating among the stars instead of landing on the Moon with him. So he messaged the ALiens to take me home. 3 of them had to come to carry a sleeping me home. But they got lost and messed up the directions to my house, so Mr.Moondu had to come back to get me to bed. Sad, all plans died then and there.
Well we have planned to go back tonight. Hopefully I will catch sight of my loading-unloading Aliens and be able to Thank them personally.
Wish me luck...!!!!

Science has made us natureless. Anything and everything scientifically proved or made is trusted more than what the nature generously bestows upon us. Did nature ask for this??? Does nature deserve this??? Who knows and well who has the time to care... Who would want to find out anyways.. Its much easier to just let things be.. and let science tell us what to do and what not to. What is good and what is bad.. Science has improved our lives so much that we trust it blindly.. not giving it a second thought. At the same time if you find something, a natures gift, you look at it with so much suspiscion that nature cowers under your eyes. Well it cant be helped. People dont like making mistakes. Nobody wants to take an risk. If science says Amla is good .. well then Amla is good. If science says smoking is bad, fine smoking is bad.. If science says Body heat kills the Ozone layer then Oh my Body heat kills Ozone.. lets all get cold n frozen...
No second thoughts. No doubts. Its all in the wish to live.. to live impressively... to live impressively well.

Ok, Science is good. Atleast now we know how to prevent a number of diseases.. how to cure a number of ailments.. how to eat healthy.. how and when to drink water.. when and how much to work out.. what to wear for the best results.. what to do for a fair face, what to do to get rid of hair ailments..how to survive...how to sleep.. how to keep surroundings clean and germ free.. what is the best way to enjoy... how to go about using time as a measurement.. how to make work easier.. how to reach people far off.. how to communicate.. what is happening at different parts of th world.. what can kill and how much is harmful..how to sit.. how to walk.. whats good for your teeth.. your feet and hands.. nails.. stomach, kidney, liver.. brain, eyes, heart.. ways to douse fire.. melt snow.. make rain.. shelter from natural and unnatural forces... and How to Kill.....

We are all sooooo Happy aint we??????